Roadblog! – Thanksgiving Edition

Karen is driving,
Verizon has off-peak holidays,
I have my whole rig with me…
Must be ROADBLOG!

Actually, this grants me painfully little bandwidth. To get the idea, use this handy holiday recipe:

Lightly mix the following ingredients in a shallow skillet:
  - The bandwidth from one 14.4 modem
    (Ask your mother - she probably still has one)
  - Two bars of cellular phone interference
Drizzle in the effects of high speed travel
Cool in the refridgerator until mixture is is approximately 40 Fahrenheit
Stir in liquid sunshine to taste for monitor intererence
Place pan on solid surface
Repeatedly smash your face into mixture until you pass out

So, we’ll just stick around for long enough to wish you all a Happy Thanksgiving! Just like the Pilgrims did, and just as in every Thanksgiving proclamation, we hope you will take the time to thank God for all of the good things we have been given, and the hard times we have been given the strength to endure.

And remember, kids, don’t drive under the influence of triptaphane!