Monthly Archive for April, 2008

Unknown Knowns

Not Knowing You Know What Needs To Be Known

I feel like a doofus.  It turns out that, for the past week, I have known the solution to Pedant’s DSL problem.  I assumed that he had to wait for some fix deep within the ISP.

That may have been the case, but by today, his issue was just like one I had a few years ago.  More importantly, I remembered the solution that Technical Support led me through[1].

Him:  (On the phone)  Can you believe that their call volume is so high that they can’t keep me on hold?  I have to call back later.

Me: Man, that’s pretty busy.  I wonder what they have to do to fix your service.  If only your modem’s DSL light was lit, I could help you.

Him:  Actually, my DSL light has been lit for days.

Me:  …OK, buckle up.  We’re doing this.

I’m glad I was able to help a friend get back online, especially since being offline vexed him so.  I’m even glad to be able to ease the load on our provider’s overloaded call centers.  I just feel kind of dumb that I didn’t help to diagnose the problem sooner.

  1. And I remembered at enough to be able to find the particulars of the solution. []

Hello, Wor-OOF!

My company’s Web Guy and I, while checking out phplist, conceived the “Ultimate Doomsday Hello World App”:

It simultaneously emails everyone on the planet with a cheery message:

“Hello, World!”

and is then instantly crushed to dust under the weight of the “Message Could Not Be Delivered” notifications.

Atari user’s desk, circa 1983 – Boing Boing

Atari user’s desk, circa 1983 – Boing Boing

I swear, we had pretty much this desk while we were growing up in Pennsylvania, during my COMPUTER NERD PUPA STAGE, but for a few details. Our media containers were different, we had it rigged for double-sided operation[1] … and the glasses would have been Muppets instead of Star Wars.

Man, that brings back some good memories.

  1. the Atari 800 with the disk drive, printer and speech synthesizer on one side, generally for homework, serious mucking about, and Dad; and the Atari 400 with the old minicassette drive on the opposite side for games and LOGO programming []

Instant Review: Mr. Driller Online XBLA Demo

Serviceable yet disappointing.

The Subject: Mr. Driller Online Demo on XBLA

The Hook: Fun arcade/console game is turned into a Hi-Definition XBLA game

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Fair Warning

Or Fail Warning?

Remember, folks.  It’s now April 1, and you’re reading The Web.  It’ll be even more tiresome lies than usual today.

I’ll do my best not to follow suit…