I decided that the previous name of this blog was becoming unseemly, so it is now “The Puffin Perch”.  Maybe I’ll finish some of those drafted posts now that I won’t be embarrassed to have people find them.  But no promises!

Once I have time to descend back into the Jeffries Tubes around here, I’ll get it sorted.

My blog posts that go over 140 characters seem wasteful and bulky, so now they’re rare(r) (but not extinct).  Twitter feed is here.

It’s Saturday night, after dinner.  You’ve had a beer.  You’re hanging out with some friends, and eventually you tire of watching Kung Fu films.  Sill, you can’t go anywhere.  It’s the middle of the night, and the constant rain has flooded the streets all around.  You start watching YouTube videos on the big LCD TV, and you realize:

Man.  It is hilarious when cats fall down.

This is a universal truth^[1].  It’s important.  There needs to be a website about it.  You check out what domain names are available…

Later on, the beer has worn off, and you can’t sleep due to the constant rainfall.  But you already bought the domain name, so why not go for it?^[2]

And so, in that spirit, I present to you:  Cats Falling Down Dot Com.

1. At least, as long as the cats are unharmed.
2. Side note: setting up a new site must have worn me out, because I could sleep just fine afterwards!

After following the bug around for a while, and playing a bunch of Internet Pong game^[1], I finally discovered that my Apache VirtualHost config file had unfortunate AllowOverride settings.

Oh.  Is THAT all.

Still:  fixed!  Yay!  (By the way, the janky ?p=# permalinks this site used in the meantime will be automatically redirected to the proper post.  Double-yay!)

1. Google has stale links, bug report that has gone from fixed to unfixed to fixed to unfixed, bug fixers redirecting questions to unspecified support forum threads, forum threads are all unanswered… you’ve played this game, right?

If you read this blog via a feed, you probably won’t even notice.  If you got here via a permalink that went 404, please use the search box on the right – that at least seems to work!

1. One day it’ll finally stick in my head that the WP guys have… unexpected ideas about quality control.

I’m also going to have to make up for the lost sleep, I fear.

Now I have to sort through 500GB of files.  And it would be nice to get Fuppes back up and working so I can stream media to the XB360.  And I should get enough of my home directory restored on the new server that I can use it for voice chat.  Thank goodness that the mail, web and chat servers are offsite now.

(A quick note to those who may be considering installing Ubuntu on a Mac Mini:  It’s not quite as straightforward as installing Ubuntu on another computer.  I have it set up to automatically boot into Ubuntu, and it’s working great, but it took some work, some extra software, and plenty of failed boots before I got to this point.  And, of course, editing some configuration text files, which I understand can be a turn-off for some people.  I also can’t freely boot into Mac OS, lest I have to disable the ext3-formatted USB drives.  That’s okay by me, though – I don’t plan on booting into Mac OS. If you’re considering duplicating my project, we can discuss it in the comments!)

All I have to do is move all of the data onto one machine, using my USB hard drive cable, and sort it all out. Hooray for long weekends!

The Oracle told me that it was probably bad RAM, but it ALWAYS tells me that.^[1] I grant that sometimes the problem actually is bad RAM, and I accept that the problems caused by RAM in any state between “works almost perfectly” and “is almost DOA” can be hard to diagnose, and I concede that you should probably be running Memtest86+^[2] on the crashed machine while trawling for the solution to your problem.

And, hey! There we go. Memtest has found some tests that Shall! Not! Pass! and it’s like Christmas on the 5″ server monitor with all the red and white blinking by on the blue background… with a blinky green thing in the corner… did these interface guys do this on purpose? Maybe it’s to remind me to ask Santa for new RAM… Try to focus, even though it’s after Midnight and the Woot-Off has been going on for 24 hours now…

So, of course, I test each stick-o-RAM individually to isolate the error and eliminate it. #1 is bad… #2 is bad, too, ouch… #3 is bad?… EVERY STICK OF RAM IN THE HOUSE IS BAD?!… No, no… I think the motherboard’s RAM controller has gone bad.

This is why, from 2:00 to 3:00 AM, I was in my server closet, wearing my jammies and slippers, rebuilding the server onto another old motherboard in another old case and testing it. And it works!^[3] But the new-old motherboard won’t support the 1.5GHz processor, so we’re now running on a 750MHz Duron. That’s okay, I guess, but for the cost of about 1GB of PC133 SDRAM, I could do so much better…

TO BE CONTINUED (PROBABLY FOR THE REST OF MY LIFE)…

1. I think you could probably look up the causes of bad breath, for instance, and if you get to any sort of technical forum or chat log, you’ll find exchanges like this one:

   Zeta109: I’m having some trouble with my breath. It always stinks. Maybe I should brush my teeth sometimes. Or should I stop putting diced onions on my Pop Tarts?

   TekyD00d: Yeah, you could try that stuff, but make sure to test your RAM thoroughly as well. Let the tests loop for a few days, in case it’s not particularly bad, and the errors need some coaxing to surface.

   UthaTek: Totally. Bad RAM even killed my cat, once.

2. I run it from a Knoppix CD, which is the height of convenience for a dude like me.
3. And hopefully, the motherboard stays good this time.

mir.pikafoop.net

I had meant to put together a brand new box, sporting dual-core and DDRx, and redo all my servers as virtual servers… but this will do for now. WordPress is already feeling a lot faster, actually.

Quoth ångel: “Your verification question to assure I am not a bot gave me pause.”

Then came to me, in person, michele: “It ate my comment, a long one with a T. S. Eliot quote!”

So, something was awry with my theme and WP-Gatekeeper, and I shut it off in favor of Akismet.

This is kind of a shame, because I really like the idea of WP-Gatekeeper. It’s Captcha, but instead of a weird graphic, it asks you a question. The question is supposed to be obvious to a human, but non-obvious to a computer:

• What color is an orange?
• Which of the following is food: Rocket, grape, gravel.
• What compass point is usually “up” on a map?

It’s a fun little Turing test^[1], and it seemed less obtrusive to me than regular Captcha.

Of course, Akismet is not obtrusive at all, but any sort of machine-judged anti-spam solution means you’re now counting on a machine to pass a Turing test, instead of a person. That still seems risky to me…

If it fails, let me know, so I can find yet something else.

1. I’m pretty sure ångel is pretty advanced for a bot, and can pass most Turing tests. (What’s the emoticon for a raised eyebrow?)

Moving to the new blog has actually not been very difficult, but getting it set up just so is turning out to be a some work. Any reader who works in a design-related field will already appreciate this fact, but it’s something that strikes me anew every time I try to customize something.

This post details some of the technical and aesthetic details of the transition and the reasons for it, in case anyone is interested.

WordPress touts a 5-minute installation, which is both accurate and misleading^[1]. Installing the software really only did take about five minutes, including the download time. This doesn’t account for the MySQL troubleshooting phase of the installation, though, and it doesn’t include importing old posts, at least from my old blog^[2].

Speaking of the old blog, the whole reason for the upgrade is this: FEATURES. The old blog used blosxom, which is neat, if you want a super-lightweight site. Also, if you want any features, you just plug in a new module, and off you go… Or, it should be that way. My experience indicated a few problems with integration and plugin management. Editing posts and updates was a simple as dropping well-named text files into folders, which also formed the category theme. Simplicity! Simplicity was the name of the game.

Oh, and theming was a bit nightmarish, which is why my blog always looked like it fell off the 1997 bus. But it was simple!

Well, I wanted to add reader comments. I wanted writing a post to be as easy as writing a Gmail message^[3]. I wanted auto-linking to friends’ blogs. I wanted “Current Mood” icons. I did not want a hosted blog.

I like being able to pop into a terminal window and tweak my code. I don’t like having to log into a terminal window to type up a blog post. I really don’t like having to write in all the formatting HTML by hand^[4]. That sort of thing just slows me down when I’m trying to tell a story^[5].

So when Dave went to WP, I grilled him on it, and was quickly convinced that this was the way to go.

Importing Old Material

Importing old blog posts into WP is easy. It is pretty much trivial to import from about a dozen different formats, including plain old RSS feeds.

It is less than easy to get your software to export something usable, if you are doing something as custom as a blosxom blog.

Actually, getting blosxom to export everything wasn’t so hard. It merely required me to edit one of my themes, so that it would display a feed of every single blog post I had put in.

The less than easy part was taking this file of 263 posts^[6] and making it valid XML for the purposes of import. This took a few hours, and several actual import tries. Eventually, I gave up on the LJ quizzes, figuring that I can re-import those later. Everything else was simple – unclosed <li> tags, unclosed <p> tags, unclosed <br> tags, and unclosed <img> tags were most of the problem. Oh, and inappropriately-located HTML code substitutions for characters. Oh, and some madness in some <pre> blocks.

After getting everything imported, though, Gin and Milk looked more or less like I had been blogging in WP all along^[7]. The only import tasks remaining are to review the posts to make sure that they look okay, and to assign everything back into categories.

There is one more problem to surmount when moving old material into a new blog. How do I make sure that all previous links into my blog, including my feed, are still valid and point to the appropriate material? If you run your own web server, it’s quite possible^[8].

Adding Features and Themes

Right off the bat, WP gives you a solid template, a Blogroll/Links List, WYSIWYG post editing, comments, RSS, and a bunch of other features. I’ve added plugins to handle mood icons^[9], manage footnotes^[10], enhance comment editing, and tweak other aspects of the blog. Doubtless, more plugins will follow as I learn what features I’d like to have.

I’ve test-driven several themes, too^[11], but I’m pretty particular about these. I liked the default theme the best out of all the themes I saw, though, until I hunted down the developer of the default theme. He’s been working on a new theme called K2, and I’m very impressed. It’s designed very well, it’s adequately customizable, and it looks good to boot, and it has some dynamic features that would have taken me too long to implement by hand in blosxom^[12]. There are a few things I want to change about it, but I’ve already stuck my hands in to the elbows on some of the PHP running this blog, and I’m looking forward to doing a bit more of it.

After all, I have to do SOMETHING with that terminal window now…

1. Most market-ready figures like “5-minute installation” are accurate and misleading
2. It also doesn’t include the hours spent troubleshooting the Jabber server when it managed to get upgraded during the MySQL upgrade on my web server. It’s maddening – jabberd 1.4.3 works fine, but jabberd 1.4.3-3.3 fails to allow any sort of meaningful connections on this particular server. I’m sure I could squeeze out a few pages of rant about this at some point… but for now, we’ll leave it at that.
3. Gmail messages are very easy to write, and the conversational model makes them easy to follow. Hence, a lot of what should have wound up on Gin and Milk ended up in private email messages.
4. Including, for instance, line breaks. ALL of the HTML fomatting was by hand.
5. And unless a story was really good, I just wasn’t taking the time to bother everyone with it. The bar kept rising, too, once I was married and wanted to spend some of that HTML-formatting time with my wife instead.
6. 263 is not a lot of posts, I know.
7. Unless you look at the database, which contains the evidence of five-hundred-odd deleted posts somewhere along the way. I deleted the failed-import posts through phpmyadmin, rather than risking my sanity and carpal tunnels on clicking “Delete” in the post management screen over and over again.
8. Luckily for me, WP has options for how to handle archive links, and one of their link structures looks a lot like the archive link structure for blosxom. To fix archive links, I only had to write a rule that replaced “blog.cgi” with “index.php” to get a workable approximation. For the feed, I also replace “feed.rss” with, simply, “feed”. Voila!
9. I also made a handful – 23 so far – of custom mood icons based on my Mario Kart DS decal. It’s kind of refreshing to spend a while in MS Paint once in a while.
10. I had to customize this one to start at [0] instead of [1].
11. There are SO. MANY. THEMES. It’s like looking for WinAmp skins, sometimes.
12. That is, specifically, “too long to keep my attention”. Try the Search feature out for an example of its dynamic features.

I got sick and tired of the old blog code here, and it was keeping me from posting. [0] I wanted to add comments, I wanted to make it prettier, I wanted better editing facilities. So, after Pedant made the switch, I’ve decided to follow him once more into the WP breach. Or, you know, the first time, instead of once more. Whatever.

I’m pretty sure I’ve done everything necessary to keep any links into this site working, and I’m pretty sure that everything but the LJ quizzes have made the transition pretty much intact. Wheee!

Update: I think it was Pergamon who gave me this animated monstrosity. I LOVE IT.

[0] Well, it wasn’t, you know, TRYING to stop me, but having to write the HTML for each post in a terminal window gets annoying after a while.

I guess while I’m in this pinch spot between waiting for the World eBook Fair to start and leaving for the Independence Day Cookout, I will outline a number of posts that are coming up now that I’ve got a little bit of time on my hands.

• WEDDING RECAP in which I chronicle a little bit of background information about that event for anyone who’s interested,
• HONEYMOON OVERVIEW in which I bore the snot out of you about how easily amused K and I really are,
• KATHY’S WEDDING in which I codify the 100% true Tall Tale of my cousin’s wedding ceremony,
• DS LITE in which I exhort you to spend money on toys,
• DS REVUE in which I briefly review each of the 20-odd gamecards we have here in the house, and
• NEW PALM PILOT in which I use obsolete terminology to tell you about the new features that you already know about in a toy that you don’t want. Probably.

But! First, eBooks, bratwurst, fireworks, and Bike or Die!