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Now that I have all of’s services moved off to a new home, K and I shut down our network for a day so that we could refactor the network. All of the internal servers have now been replaced with a single Mac Mini running Ubuntu, with two 500 GB USB drives, and all of the network’s cables and hardware have been affixed to the back of my desk. (I’ll have to upload pictures of K’s handiwork later. I don’t think she minded helping, since she gets to reclaim an entire closet as part of the deal.)

All I have to do is move all of the data onto one machine, using my USB hard drive cable, and sort it all out. Hooray for long weekends!

Letting Go

Must Accounts Live Forever

Currently, I have my Jabber account rigged up to keep my presence alive on the “legacy” chat networks1. However, so many of my friends and family have moved over to XMPP networks (Jabber and Google Talk) that it barely makes sense to keep these accounts around.

Once you factor in the constant “Log into your Hotmail account!” spam2 and “5489751621897@icq wants authorization to view your status” spam from miscellaneous chatbots, it really doesn’t make any sense at all… unless you factor in those people who might still use only the legacy networks.

So, a few questions for regular readers and members of “legacy” contacts. Are you just using a legacy network and none of the XMPP networks? Do you have a good reason why we should keep using those old networks? Tell us your point of view in a comment.

If you’ve got me set up on one of your legacy accounts, but not on your shiny new Jabber/Google Talk account, let me know! Both of us could use one less reason to hold on to old and spammy networks.

  1. In my case, ICQ, AIM, MSN and Yahoo! – networks that I’m no longer using actively, and wouldn’t add a contact to, but just lurk on []
  2. I haven’t logged into my Hotmail account in years []

Unknown Knowns

Not Knowing You Know What Needs To Be Known

I feel like a doofus.  It turns out that, for the past week, I have known the solution to Pedant’s DSL problem.  I assumed that he had to wait for some fix deep within the ISP.

That may have been the case, but by today, his issue was just like one I had a few years ago.  More importantly, I remembered the solution that Technical Support led me through1.

Him:  (On the phone)  Can you believe that their call volume is so high that they can’t keep me on hold?  I have to call back later.

Me: Man, that’s pretty busy.  I wonder what they have to do to fix your service.  If only your modem’s DSL light was lit, I could help you.

Him:  Actually, my DSL light has been lit for days.

Me:  …OK, buckle up.  We’re doing this.

I’m glad I was able to help a friend get back online, especially since being offline vexed him so.  I’m even glad to be able to ease the load on our provider’s overloaded call centers.  I just feel kind of dumb that I didn’t help to diagnose the problem sooner.

  1. And I remembered at enough to be able to find the particulars of the solution. []

Hello, Wor-OOF!

My company’s Web Guy and I, while checking out phplist, conceived the “Ultimate Doomsday Hello World App”:

It simultaneously emails everyone on the planet with a cheery message:

“Hello, World!”

and is then instantly crushed to dust under the weight of the “Message Could Not Be Delivered” notifications.

Atari user’s desk, circa 1983 – Boing Boing

Atari user’s desk, circa 1983 – Boing Boing

I swear, we had pretty much this desk while we were growing up in Pennsylvania, during my COMPUTER NERD PUPA STAGE, but for a few details. Our media containers were different, we had it rigged for double-sided operation1 … and the glasses would have been Muppets instead of Star Wars.

Man, that brings back some good memories.

  1. the Atari 800 with the disk drive, printer and speech synthesizer on one side, generally for homework, serious mucking about, and Dad; and the Atari 400 with the old minicassette drive on the opposite side for games and LOGO programming []